Miscellaneous definitions

Post exam slump - the irrational panic experienced by an individual immediately after the completion of their exams. Believed to be caused by the shock of suddenly actually having time on one's hands, after weeks of textbook submersion, sleep-deprivation, caffeine overdoses and other forms of torture. Symptoms of PES include pacing, disorientation, anti-social behaviour and the masochistic (though usually subconscious) desire to have to prepare for just one more exam.

Pseudo relationship - a domestic arrangement with a housemate of the opposite gender involving rosters for such things as - whose turn it is to cook dinner, go on a laundromat run or rent the DVDS for the quiet Friday night at home. Akin to a de facto relationship but with none of the sex, as well as an increasing sense of awkwardness on the part of both parties.